I don't have a reasonable explanation for this narcissistic photoshoot

I took these pictures before I laid down on the floor and called my boyfriend at work. I didn't want to freak anyone out, but I uh, had some flu like symptoms and started to feel like I couldn't get up. They were afraid that I might have had the wine-say lu-fay, but everyone was too terrified to actually say the words, even the nurse. Turns out all's good in the hood, and after I popped some advil cold and flu pills, I was feeling much better.

During my clinic visit the nurse asked if I had visited Mexico recently and I was like, yeah, I wish. I popped down right after my weekend rendezvous to Paris with all this extra cash I have. I did have a taco the other night though, so, does that count?


bisforcookie said...

I really like the one where you're looking over your shoulder like, 'Badminton racket, where did you come from? Who did you see and who saw you and who did you see seeing you? Tell me your story, twice, so I can remember the good bits.'

That is what I got from that photo.

lowercasecarmen said...

B! Yes I was talking to the racket, cause it's wacket! Does that make sense?

Anyways, just realizing that I look about 12 years old without make up.

Danielle said...

You are so beautiful!

screetus said...

That's a very nice hardwood-tennis racket floor you have there.

tony said...

i totally agree with danielle!