Today I Played The Tourist

Lots of alley ways to get lost in...not like that happened to me or anything.

I liked this sign and I think I also have a distant Tio Pepe.

My new Spanish Hello Kitty lipglosses. YES MY HEAD IS EXPLODING WITH HAPPINESS!!! Hola Gato!

Today two little kids tried to rob me but I was too anxious to figure out what was going on and so they ran away. Some man was yelling "Hija!" while a tranny was trying to tell them to fuck off. It was confusing to say the least.

Another woman came right up to me and asked if I knew where an internet cafe with a computer was in english. I was all, "no se senorita". Bitch thought I knew how to speak english!

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