Taken Out Of Context

Me: You wanna see a picture of Peaches Geldof?

Bf: No I already know what she looks like. Have you checked out the other Geldoff kids names?

Me: No, I only know Peaches cause she got busted on camera for buying coke.

Bf: Oh man, they're like Peaches, Urethra-


Bf: No, not Urethra, but shit like that. You know, Butterscotch Sundae Retard Boy...

Me: Is that too politically incorrect to put on my blog?

Bf: No, you'll get so many hits.

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