11/30/08

Standing Around the Water Cooler



friend: I just feel like my job prospects are so limited here, you know?

me: Well yeah, it's tough without French.

friend: I guess I just feel like, when I start to consider topless housecleaning...it may be time to move cities.

me: I'd say that's a red flag.

11/27/08

Have I Mentioned I Love Hello Kitty?


Hello Kitty!!! by lowercasecarmen

A Lesson In Being Assertive


I work for my university in one of the least desirable jobs imaginable -- as an 'alumni fundraiser'. Living in Quebec without proficiency in French is tough so realistically, this is my only option as an anglo. I have a great boss and the work environment is not intimidating, but at the end of the day we are still calling people and asking for money. This can really suck.

The range of angry and irate responses I have received over the years is both lengthy and frustrating, though most days I can take it all in stride. There are inevitably going to be shifts where you're running on 3 hours sleep having just completed that 10 page paper on Faith Healing in Protestant Confederate Canada, and you will take things personally. I try to get up and take a walk after particularly trying calls, sometimes I drink another cup of coffee. Neither of these really help --but the last thing I do is tell the alumni what I really think.

Last night at work a friend of mine just snapped and after being hung up on he called the person back. Get that? He called the number back and said in a pleasant but firm voice, "You know, I really don't appreciate being hung up on mid way through a sentence-"

And that was it, hung up on again. But the revenge! So sweet! So satisfying!

It was a small step for mankind.

8/13/08

Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof Gets Married!

Dudes, the article is from the BBC so it's gotta be true!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7557343.stm

This marriage probably won't last more than 17 minutes, but I sure hope it does just so they can name some little kiddies of their own.

I propose: Eggs Benedict Wizard Fruit Basket Collage.

8/10/08

Jet Settin'


In the course of a year I manage to travel a lot. And really now, I'm already lying because the planes I take never leave the country, the destinations don't look too different from where I started, and if I were to add the facebook travel application I would just have a jumbled mass of lines tracing between Ontario, Quebec, and B.C.

Not exactly a soul-searching trip to Bolivia, but I digress.

The fact that my boyfriend and I manage to coordinate any time in the same city seems like a miracle, but a miracle that I appreciate and relish. A few days ago he had to leave for yet another city, and he asked me what I wanted to do on our last night together.

I thought for a while, deciding finally on Brinner. My parents used to make brinner, or breakfast for dinner, and I always thought it was such a treat. In actuality it was probably on the nights they were most tired and fed up with us, but I was oblivious to any exhaustion once the bacon hit the table.

I want Brinner, babe. And Brinner he made.

Cutting no corners he whipped up a feast of apple pancakes, berry compote, fried eggs, and english muffins. There was even cheesecake at the end which I accepted in spite of the fact that it is a non-breakfast food.

These kinds of nights can be bittersweet, both enjoyable and somehow depressing for obvious reasons. And yet after so many geographical relocations, goodbyes, and reunions, I've come to savour the arrivals and stop lamenting those damn departures.

8/4/08

Taken Out Of Context



Me: You wanna see a picture of Peaches Geldof?

Bf: No I already know what she looks like. Have you checked out the other Geldoff kids names?

Me: No, I only know Peaches cause she got busted on camera for buying coke.

Bf: Oh man, they're like Peaches, Urethra-

Me: URETHRA?!

Bf: No, not Urethra, but shit like that. You know, Butterscotch Sundae Retard Boy...

Me: Is that too politically incorrect to put on my blog?

Bf: No, you'll get so many hits.

Eeek.


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