Me: You wanna see a picture of Peaches Geldof?
Bf: No I already know what she looks like. Have you checked out the other Geldoff kids names?
Me: No, I only know Peaches cause she got busted on camera for buying coke.
Bf: Oh man, they're like Peaches, Urethra-
Me: URETHRA?!
Bf: No, not Urethra, but shit like that. You know, Butterscotch Sundae Retard Boy...
Me: Is that too politically incorrect to put on my blog?
Bf: No, you'll get so many hits.
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